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Gosh, I don't know how many times I have thought about blogging since January 1, 2010. But there has always been something else. No time, too tired, no knitting to report, no laptop available... I think I could go on for a bit...

Well - I shouldn't be such a slacker, I know and I am sorry. But the year has started a little sluggish and I am trying to get a grip on things. ANYWAYS...

First, my favorite current TV commercial.

It has a sock monkey in it, hahaha... Too cute, I still have to knit one tho.

What is there to report on knitting?

Besides lots of ideas tumbling around in my head and not enough time at knitting groups, I am still working on the sweater for The Coach and I am happy to report that I actually finished the back over the Christmas holidays. Now I am onto the front which has a zipper (which will be interesting to put in with my love for sewing...) and which also measures 28.5 inches (to match the back…) from the cast on to the bind off. As much as I love that The Coach is 6ft 4in, it's turns into a curse when you knit a sweater for the big guy. The back truly functioned as a lap blanket while I was knitting it... Nevertheless, I am past the point where I had to split the front piece for the zipper. So, hopefully I'll be done soon. And then - onto two long sleeves... But I am still enjoying the cable pattern.

Well, a trip to Germany is coming up in April (for business, so I get to see my family on company expenses) and the sweater is the only knitting I am taking with me, I swear. 10 hours each way on a plane and 2.5 hours each day on the train. I am going to stay with Mom and Dad and take the train to commute to Munich to the office. Love the public transportation system over there.

Oh, I did finish a baby blanket. It is my all-time favorite mindless pattern. I don't even remember where I originally found the pattern, I think Lionbrand? Because I think the first one I made out of Lionbrand Homespun. It goes really fast.

Baby blanket for Amelia Grace

This one was knitted during Superbowl 2010. Told you it was an easy knit. ;-)

Pattern: Baby Love Diagonal Baby Blanket by Lion Brand Yarn Craft (thanks to Ravelry I found the pattern name…)
Needles: US 11 / 8.0 mm Addi Natural Circular
Yarn: Plymouth Yarn Heaven
How much? 4 skeins = 220.0 yards (201.2m)
Colorway: pale pink

That's about it with the knitting.

Have you heard that we, in Georgia, had three snow days so far? Totally not normal, but pretty. Here are some pix.

January 8, 2010

01.08.2010 - Snow in Georgia

01.08.2010 - Snow in Georgia

01.08.2010 - Snow in Georgia

The roads were very icy that morning and I drove to work a lot later than I usually do.

February 12/13, 2010

02.12.2010 - More snow in Georgia

02.12.2010 - More snow in Georgia

02.12.2010 - More snow in Georgia

Yes, my mailbox has knitting stickers on it...

02.12.2010 - More snow in Georgia

02.12.2010 - More snow in Georgia

It started snowing Friday around lunch time that weekend and I couldn’t go anywhere on Saturday. Just too much ice and snow all around. A nice excuse to stay curled up in bed and catch on taped TV shows.

Pictures from snow day no. 3 (last Tuesday, March 2, 2010, if remember correctly) are still in the camera. Sorry!

I don't know if you noticed but Hermione and Noah gotten in fabulous shape. The vet was very impressed last weekend when he saw them for their check-up. Both of them lost about 10 pounds, thanks to the new doggie door and lots of play time outside.


Comments (391)

Jane:

Lovely snow out your way. The fiber dogs don't seem to know quite what to think of it, though. Have a fun weekend!

Hee hee. I am proud of myself that I've now figured out where you work.

*totally not a stalker*

It's good to hear you're doing well, though!

Helene:

You were missed! Glad you're back.

Peg Wyant:

Hello,
I am pretty much a newbie at knitting, and saw your wonderful Martini Glass Dishcloth at Ravelry. I'd like to make it for my sister, who loves martinis, but I can't tell what Row 27 should be. Is is another repetition of Row 9?
Thanks,
Peg

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was wondering where you got the no dumping doggie??

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

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Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

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gps:

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Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

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Soma:

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Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Porn:

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Sex:

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Sex:

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

p90x:

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

p90x:

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

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