WTF...
I am very PO'ed - well, actually not so much anymore. Last night was bad, very bad... I don't know how this could have happened... Because I made a swatch, and took the gauge from the swatch, and wrote it down. Plus, I was knitting on gauge for the pattern. And it turns out - almost half a cardigan later - the gauge is off. Verdammte Scheisse!!! When you hear me swear in German, it's pretty serious... So, here's the story:
I was knitting along on Gale's Sonnet at Knitch. Everything was going great, the yarn is wonderful to knit with and it knits up fast. The body of the cardigan is knitted sideways, and I totally concentrated on the measurements sideways to get the right width... Well, a couple of knitting friends mentioned that the cardigan looked very short. And that made me wonder... So, I drove home last night from the FNKG (Friday Night Knitting Group) with a wary feeling. With hubby by my side for moral support and calming purposes, I measured the length and, sure enough, IT WAS FREAKIN' 3½ inches short... Look for yourself...

And the armholes were - of course - also not deep enough...

Instead of 8 inches, I had only 6½. %&$#@*!!!!
I was close to strangling that smiling sheep tape measure... How could this have happened? I have no idea. I can only guess that my garter stitch tightened up while I was knitting along. Oh well, hubby and I ripped the whole thing. But before we did that, we took the gauge measurement at four different spots on the cardigan. And guess what - it was consistently 14 stitches for 4 inches, instead of 12 stitches.
I always try to think of Elizabeth Zimmermann in situations like this. I like what she says in The Opinionated Knitter: Knit on, with confidence and hope, through all crises.
So, this is what I had when I started all over...

I cast on last night. It almost felt like after a car accident. You need to get right back into the driver's seat and drive. I am almost back to where we ripped from... Thanks to Bonnie and Clyde (with eye candy for everyone: a gorgeous Faye Dunaway and a handsome Warren Beatty) and Amadeus this morning. (Hubby keeps calling the movie I'm a Danish from a parody of the Falco song he heard a long time ago.) That was nice knitting entertainment. :-)
Lou sent me a cool link for pictures of Ovejas Telefónicas. This is my favorite of the sheepie pix:

Hey - I have something off-topic. Do you have a "mandatory" homeowner's ass-ociation because of where your house is located? Hubby and I do... We get a monthly newsletter which is mostly super-infuriating... I want to share some August highlights:
Garage doors should not remain opened all day. Neighbors do not need/want to see how clean or dirty you keep your garage.
All windows must be covered with the exception of curved windows such as archways.
No artificial vegetation shall be permitted on the exterior of any property. Exterior sculpture, fountains, flags, and similar items must be approved by the Board.
That makes me want to drive to Wal-Mart right now and get the most hideous and gaudy window treatments and some really purdy super-artificial looking flower arrangements to infuriate the Gestapo... uh-h-h... I mean Board.
Here's a cute cartoon from Lionbrand - for all the hecklers in your life:

And with this I wish you a wonderful Labor Day weekend - hope you don't have to work on Monday. I am off to make dinner now. :-)
















































































































